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The First-Time Buyer’s Home Inspection Checklist
The inspection is a sampling, not a guarantee. Walk in knowing where the bodies are buried.
Guides7 min read
The inspection is a sampling, not a guarantee. Walk in knowing where the bodies are buried.
Your inspector has about three hours and no obligation to open walls. The inspection is not a guarantee — it is a sampling. Which means the highest-leverage thing you can do is walk in already knowing where the bodies tend to be buried.
This is the checklist first-time buyers wish they had used, organized by what it actually costs when it goes wrong.
Cosmetics are cheap and visible. The expensive failures are boring and hidden. Prioritize accordingly.
Ask the age. A roof at year 22 of a 25-year shingle is a negotiation line item, not a surprise. Look for ceiling stains, fresh paint in odd single-room patches (paint is how sellers answer questions you did not ask), and gutters that dump against the foundation.
Hairline cracks are common. Horizontal cracks, stair-step cracks in block, doors that will not latch, and floors that slope toward a corner are different animals. Walk the perimeter: does the ground slope away from the house, or does the yard drain toward the basement?
Note the age and type of the furnace, AC, and water heater — replacement costs stack fast. Ask about the panel (Federal Pacific and Zinsco panels are a known insurance headache) and the supply line material. Polybutylene and galvanized plumbing are quiet future budgets.
The one nobody photographs. A sewer scope is the highest-ROI add-on you can buy — a broken lateral is a five-figure trench through your new driveway. If the home is older or has mature trees near the line, scope it.
An inspection is not a pass/fail test you are hoping to pass. It is leverage discovery. Every finding is either a walk-away or a renegotiation, and the buyers who lose money are the ones who treat the report as a formality between them and the keys.
Most of what an inspector confirms, you can suspect from the listing itself. Paste the link into What's Wrong With This Property? first — ten specialists flag the likely trouble spots so you know exactly what to make your inspector chase.
Walk in with a list. Walk out with a discount — or walk away clean.
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